10 September 2008 @ 07:45 pm
come on guys...you're letting Gilmore Girls and Doctor Who totally trounce the Roswell Writers in the Fan Fic on Demand Author Auction there are some FANTABULOUS authors offering to write whatever you want. COME and BID!
31 December 2007 @ 02:51 pm
fan fic challenge
Hello my fandom friends. We've come up with an idea to promote interest in Support Stacie. As you know, truelovepooh  has cancer, and no health insurance - Support Stacie was created to help raise funds to pay her mounting medical costs. Friends and strangers have banded together to raise funds to help pay off Pooh's medical costs. The medical costs are important, there is no doubt about it, but what's also important is keeping up Pooh's spirits - especially now, while she's going through chemotherapy. Support Stacie, in conjunction with (whatever boards/communities want to participate) is hosting a fan fic challenge. The fandom isn't important but if it's a fandom Pooh likes, all the better.

We can't do this without EVERYBODY working to pimp pimp pimp this. You guys know just about everybody in every freaking fandom there is. You know it, and I know it. This is wehre we need YOUR help. If you frequent a board or an lj community that is fandom related, get permission from the admins to post this challenge. I know we can count on RF, Roswell Chronicles and Roswell Heaven to pass the word along to their members. I DON'T belong to any LJ fic communites, but i'm sure many of you do. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, I'm begging you - GET the word out. This isn't about making a community grow - this is simply to create some great fics for

truelovepooh  is going to have angelicus  create a place at Support Stacie where the fics can be posted. The rules again are as follows.

The premise for these fics is: Stories of Healing.  Write whatever you want, but there must be a kind of healing (i.e. Max healing Liz in Roswell) in the story.

1. Any fandom, any ship any rating
2. No more than 10,000 words - ficlets /drabbles are fine 3. submit your story to supportacie.org between Feb 1 and Feb 14, 2008 
Please submit too: webmaster@pooh.mediablvd.org


06 January 2006 @ 08:33 pm
Welcome to Sporkwell!

Spork (spôrk)

A trademark used for a plastic eating utensil having a spoonlike bowl and tines. Sarcastic mockery of fanfic that has greatly exceeded WTF status. Native language of visitors to Fanfiction[dot]net, although has been found to be spoken throughout the Web.

Welcome to Sporkwell!

This is a community dedicated to the sporking of fanfic written about the now-deceased WB-cum-UPN television drama, Roswell.

Read a really bad piece of fanfic lately? Feel the need to vent or impale your head upon a telephone pole? Share the pain here. After all, crack is hard to quit.


When posting to the community, please give a link to the badfic in question and apply LJ-Cuts to the actual sporking. If you're not sure how to do this, contact one of the maintainers and we'll let you know. Also, make your post friends-only so that only members of the community can read the entry, otherwise what's the point of moderation?

Have you WRITTEN a really badfic? Feel free to submit it here, but follow the same rules as above and please include a rating and any appropriate warnings.

IMPORTANT: Just because a story is of a fandom or a certain lifestyle (slash, BDSM, etc)that you do not like does NOT automatically make it a bad fic.

- Do not link to LiveJournal badfics, as all it takes is one oversensitive LJ user to complain and a community can be shut down.

If, horror of horrors, you find that one of your fics has been posted here, try not to take it personally. We're not attacking you, just your writing. Feel free to defend yourself, however. We love debates.

And finally, when posting, just so we know you've read the rules, please make the subject: "I can't breathe, until you're resting in Hell with me."

Request to join HERE. This is a private community and primarily invitation only, so if your request to join is rejected, don't take it personally. It's probably just because we don't know you or recognize your LiveJournal username.

rules adapted from marysues
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Sporkwell is not affliated with Sporks® or Roswell®, merely really badly written fanfiction. Sporkwell is not responsible for any and all side-effects that might occur from visiting the badfic links submitted herein, including but not limited to: dizziness, light-headedness, nausea, sedation, shortness of breath, vomiting, bleeding from the eyeballs, foaming from the mouth, and in more extreme cases, even death.